Betches of DC, we're having a comedy show this Saturday night. We will be there, so come get drunk with us.
WHERE: Sixth and I Historic Synagogue (Don't worry, WASBs still welcome!)
ADDRESS: 600 I Street, Washington DC (Google map)
WHEN: Saturday, October 12th, 8:00pm
FEATURING WHO: Look at the poster, lazy fuck.
HOW TO GET TICKETS: Go to this website aka TicketFly. Or call 877.987.6487 (but who really uses phones anymore?)
PRICE OF TICKETS: Who cares? Kidding, you can be in our presence for the bargain price of $15 in advance, $18 the day of (online or at the door). We're already half sold out so buy now!
FACEBOOK LINK: Join the event here. So you can let your grandma know you're going.